He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I FOUND THE LEGS
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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