i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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