Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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