hotel room ftw
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This is the high leading the old right now
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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