my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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