D3 body, D1 cock
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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