My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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