Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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