Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
