There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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