She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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