i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just googled if crying burns calories
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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