he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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