plz talk dirty to me
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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