I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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