I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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