just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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