So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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