we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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