He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He felt like a one man threesome
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
