what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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