I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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