he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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