ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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