Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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