that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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