big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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