I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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