I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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You. Win. At. Life.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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