I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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