Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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