Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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