IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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