you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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