i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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