Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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