how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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