I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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