My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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