We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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