Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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