we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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