dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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