Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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