Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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