Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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