so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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