No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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