Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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