Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize
