no. you can't hotbox the world.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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