Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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