I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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