i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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