Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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