let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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